3 years ago I wrote an opera for these people. Today I'm stabbing dogwood blooms into cacti. All the… http://t.co/REAsWaoIg2
Is everybody keeping up with this Diwali in India snapchats? I love this world.
2 days in a row that I've gone to take a shower and the water has been shut off. This is very bad.
And then take it away for that awful accent