Grade 5, 5′
Grade 5, 17′
Grade 4, 7′
I think I am finally to a point where I can get off the couch and go get Handy Andy's. #recovery
Thank god there is booze to drown my sorrows in #OleMissBSB
Never be found sleeping when Jesus asked you to stay awake.
I should be at the baseball game tonight, but it's Maundy Thursday and I have to work. #jesusismyemployer
"You can't just cut a hole down there?" - @BabyGodessD, while watching a TLC show about a woman without a vagina.