There is a 0.1% chance that you should wear a vest with your tuxedo.
When you take the first bite of your Thai food and realize you might've overshot your spice level http://t.co/XYFcDOT7C9
When I was a junior (or senior?), I arranged a new version of our alma mater for my high school band… instagram.com/p/29mY-5AcMD/
Do me a favor. Finish this sentence: "If something was different/had changed, I would be _________."
Wait wait wait. Julie Andrews was 20 YEARS OLD when she did My Fair Lady. !!!!!