When Pat Nixon sings "the symbol of our party" and the audience giggles, that's my favorite.
Should be packing for spring break but I'm watching Nixon in China instead and if you're surprised I will bake you a cake.
"They all hate men, as always." - the man behind me at Walgreen's on the Tyler Perry play in Memphis.
Sweet Potato Tots are back at Sonic. This is an important moment in my life.
I just sent the best snapchat of all time and if you didn't get it, I'm really sorry for your loss