The person at the ATM in front of me left their receipt and they have so much money in their account I almost threw up
Can you believe we used to make workers and elephants put up the circus in this kind of weather?
Tonight I got kind of catfished and legitimately forgot to eat dinner because of writer's block stress. What a lovely day.
The best part of art songs is that the piano can be an unreliable narrator
Tornado Watch until 10 because God really thinks I should be getting more work done